The so-called "father of e-mail" humbly speaks to the press about his invention. According to the article, people have sent him messages of thanks over the years, but I want to know if even one tree has bothered to express its gratitude yet. Reuters Word has it that QE II--who last year banned her servants from carrying cell phones--is "goin' mobile." It's a big day for the British when this technology has finally made it up to the ranks of 75-year-old women and down to the ranks of royalty. Reuters Have you heard of telesurgery? It's real, it's here (or there), and if you ask me, it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "virtual bedside manner." Wired News First cell phones were a status symbol; now they're a fashion statement? Students in a cell phone design class have come up with a disposable seed phone and a mood phone. How about a phone that automatically disconnects when used in houses of worship, on roller coasters or during a massage? Wired News Finally someone is taking a stand against unscrupulous cell phones being used as instruments of divorce. I say: It's about time! Reuters Heinz Unveils Purple Ketchup in Bid for Kids Now that ketchup is officially classified as a vegetable for purposes of school lunches, I guess Heinz had to do something to take away the stigma. Can the genetically engineered farmers be far behind with royal blue broccoli and pale pink lima beans? The Associated Press Another great high-tech invention will soon hit the market. And just think what it will do for big screen television thieves. Reuters Yes, Virginia--I mean Venice--there really IS a computer virus art exhibit. Head overseas before November and give us a report on the aesthetics of system crashes and corrupted files. Wired News How often have you wished you could silence the mobile phones of the rude and yakking? That often, hmmm? We among the TechnoCursed are never surprised--and often amused--when new technologies are invented to counteract the effectiveness of current technologies. Forbes.com If you're scheduled for a drug test and not sure that you'll pass, here's a business that can help. Just don't leak this information to too many people, because I understand supplies are limited. CNews--Canada's Internet Network The bigwigs at Hormel meat processing company, maker of SPAM, have finally wised up: they no longer object to the use of the term "spam" to describe unsolicited commercial e-mail. This article includes a link to a site with more than 17,000 (Dave Barry didn't make this up) Haiku poems about Spam. Yum. Wired News I'm trying not to get chipped off about how technology is being used to keep track of everything from lost pets to cars. Can I implant a microchip on my son's school library books? Wired News Read up on the "phoneness" factor (any relation to phoniness?) of businesses in the future. We'll see everything from key chains with built-in phones, to Happy Meals with free phones you can use to call your favorite Disney character. Want more information? Go ask Alice; I think she'll know. e-Business World It only makes scents that the fragrance industry would increasingly look to new technologies for help in creating new products. But are you ready for the iSmell Personal Scent Synthesizer, a plug'n'play computer peripheral that produces odors for injection into video games, e-mail and interactive entertainment? The New Zealand Herald The next time you drop by the corner watering hole to grab a drink, mind your manners: the world may be watching. From home. Wired News Details about a new interactive projection system for bedroom ceilings. The goal is to "create an atmosphere that encourages and enhances rest, reflection and conversation." Hmmm, isn't there something else that is often done in a bedroom that might be enhanced by appropriate graphics? EdgeReview |
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The so-called "father of e-mail" humbly speaks to the press about his invention. According to the article, people have sent him messages of thanks over the years, but I want to know if even one tree has bothered to express its gratitude yet. Reuters Word has it that QE II--who last year banned her servants from carrying cell phones--is "goin' mobile." It's a big day for the British when this technology has finally made it up to the ranks of 75-year-old women and down to the ranks of royalty. Reuters Have you heard of telesurgery? It's real, it's here (or there), and if you ask me, it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "virtual bedside manner." Wired News First cell phones were a status symbol; now they're a fashion statement? Students in a cell phone design class have come up with a disposable seed phone and a mood phone. How about a phone that automatically disconnects when used in houses of worship, on roller coasters or during a massage? Wired News Finally someone is taking a stand against unscrupulous cell phones being used as instruments of divorce. I say: It's about time! Reuters Heinz Unveils Purple Ketchup in Bid for Kids Now that ketchup is officially classified as a vegetable for purposes of school lunches, I guess Heinz had to do something to take away the stigma. Can the genetically engineered farmers be far behind with royal blue broccoli and pale pink lima beans? The Associated Press Another great high-tech invention will soon hit the market. And just think what it will do for big screen television thieves. Reuters Yes, Virginia--I mean Venice--there really IS a computer virus art exhibit. Head overseas before November and give us a report on the aesthetics of system crashes and corrupted files. Wired News How often have you wished you could silence the mobile phones of the rude and yakking? That often, hmmm? We among the TechnoCursed are never surprised--and often amused--when new technologies are invented to counteract the effectiveness of current technologies. Forbes.com If you're scheduled for a drug test and not sure that you'll pass, here's a business that can help. Just don't leak this information to too many people, because I understand supplies are limited. CNews--Canada's Internet Network The bigwigs at Hormel meat processing company, maker of SPAM, have finally wised up: they no longer object to the use of the term "spam" to describe unsolicited commercial e-mail. This article includes a link to a site with more than 17,000 (Dave Barry didn't make this up) Haiku poems about Spam. Yum. Wired News I'm trying not to get chipped off about how technology is being used to keep track of everything from lost pets to cars. Can I implant a microchip on my son's school library books? Wired News Read up on the "phoneness" factor (any relation to phoniness?) of businesses in the future. We'll see everything from key chains with built-in phones, to Happy Meals with free phones you can use to call your favorite Disney character. Want more information? Go ask Alice; I think she'll know. e-Business World It only makes scents that the fragrance industry would increasingly look to new technologies for help in creating new products. But are you ready for the iSmell Personal Scent Synthesizer, a plug'n'play computer peripheral that produces odors for injection into video games, e-mail and interactive entertainment? The New Zealand Herald The next time you drop by the corner watering hole to grab a drink, mind your manners: the world may be watching. From home. Wired News Details about a new interactive projection system for bedroom ceilings. The goal is to "create an atmosphere that encourages and enhances rest, reflection and conversation." Hmmm, isn't there something else that is often done in a bedroom that might be enhanced by appropriate graphics? EdgeReview |
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